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Sei que existem músicas bizarras, (a maioria a gente já espera, porque vem de artistas toscos) mas essa daí, sem comentários.
Ouvi na rádio outro dia.
Parece uma música normal, a voz do cara parece com a do Bruno Gouveia e eu até pensei que fosse música nova do Biquini.
Mas quando prestei atenção na letra, puta merda...
Que música ridícula!!!
Merecia ir pro HTP - "Palhaço Músico"....
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